David Vanadia presents...

A Day in the Life of the Narrative Ninja

Once again, Narrative Ninja’s morning meditation gets interrupted by the fighting cries of 9-to-5 commuters...

You are in my way! I pay taxes to drive on this road!

You almost killed me, now I’m gonna kill you!

Narrative Ninja’s eloquent wisdom quells their rage...

Once upon a time, there lived a butcher & a talking cow...

...7 minutes later.

I’m sorry.

My apologies!

Thanks Mr. Ninja. Mr. Ninja? Where’d he go?

Fire!

My house, business, memories! I’ve lost everything.

Nothing a ‘Ninja reframing story’ can’t fix.

There was once a shirtless man who owned nothing but a wooden button...

7 minutes later...

OMG! I’ve never felt so free! Thank you Ninja man. Ninja man? Where did he go?

That afternoon...

Keeping Portland weird, nin-jah dude? Let’s fight!

Sorry, promised my Nana I wouldn’t fight.

After slaughtering a young gang, she heard their side of the story & realized she was wrong. Guilt-ridden, she threw her Ninja star into space & never faught again. Her dying request was that I only use words as weapons...

...unless her star returns to to Earth.

You’re gonna have to do better than that, nin-jerk! Put up yer dukes!

Ninja evation tactic #7.
Poof!
Until next time...

Huh? Where’d he go?

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